Product Testing: Preventing the death of JoBros everywhere since 2010.
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- 2011.07.11-01:06
Product Testing: Preventing the death of JoBros everywhere since 2010.
Oh man, this might as well partly be a Veronica Palmer appreciation blog. I think I’ll make a list.
This happens to me about 50 times every day.
Though usually it turns out there’s no one behind me…
Because this was one of my favorite scenes.


I LOVED THIS SHOW WHERE DID IT GO NOOOOOOOO :tears:
Lem: “Veronica. Oh God, this looks way too aggressive.”
A scene of Veronica Palmer Goodness:

Veronica: “Walter.”

“We need to talk about us. And the future. Of our babies. And how they’ll be committed.”

“I need this relationship to have a future because I need babies. That’s right, big, screaming babies, shooting out of my uterus, just stacking up like cordwood.”
“That’s all I ever think about. The Future. Babies. And Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment. Future. Babies. Commitment. Commitment. Commitment.”
Walter: “OKAY! I’ll do it!”

Veronica: “He told me after he lost the promotion, his wife left. I felt even more guilty so I let him take me out to dinner where I learned he lost his house. Then I find out that he’s living in his parents’ basement, which is so damp his dog got arthritis, fell down the stairs and now has to be carried around like a suitcase. So I let him kiss me.”
Linda: “Oh my god!”
Veronica: “But then I still felt guilty so I let him feel me up—”
Linda: “Oh my God!”
Veronica: “Yeah, I’m thinking I might need new breasts; these are covered in sadness.”
RIP, this show was hilarious D: